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The Barefoot Running "Alien-Controlled Warlord Conspiracy"

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Barefoot running brothers and sisters, if you have found this document then hope is not lost...

There is a massive and unreported barefoot running conspiracy afoot (pun very much intended). We barefoot brethren need to all get on the same page, or risk being unable to fulfill our barefoot destiny...

You won't hear about this in the media - the "shod sheeple" are blinded by the smokescreen of this new "barefoot running" craze to understand what's going on at a higher level...

I'm going to take you there, but we've got to do a little re-cap here so we're all on the same page.

Fact #1: Barefoot Running (or running in minimalist shoes like Vibrams Fivefingers) is becoming more popular with Athletes by the day (this is very good for us, you'll see why shortly)...

The concept is that the human body is not naturally inclined to wear padded shoes, or run in the "heel to toe" gait fostered by traditional running shoes. Shod humans are essentially being weakened - fattened up for the kill.

The benefits to barefoot running seem to be enormous:

Barefoot running is supposedly a great cure all for posture, back, foot, and knee problems - And while I haven't seen untainted scientific proof to that effect yet, I'm inclined to believe it because my gut is telling me it's legit.

If you believe the hype about barefoot running, then most of the problems Athletes face when it comes to leg or back injuries stem from the human constructed "supported foot" concept pushed by the shoe industry. The shoes we wear make us weak, and force us to put the stress of high impact activities on the wrong parts of our body...

It follows then that the shoe as we know it is is quite literally crippling our best athletes (along with the rest of us who wear similar "supportive" shoes)... (getting scared yet?)

I do not believe this information about the benefits of barefoot running was intended to be revealed by the faceless force funding the conspiracy. Had they kept it under wraps, we may have never found out...

Conspiracy theories about barefoot running enthusiasts vs. shod clods at this point abound - was the shoe originally developed by a shadowy cabal of chiropractors or orthopedic surgeons in an effort to increase demand for their services? (lame, I agree, but believable considering the capacity for human greed)...

Was it designed to destroy posture slowly until all shod humans are crippled and weak, and thus unable to defend ourselves from the inevitable shoeless uprising (and are barefoot runners like us the up-risers - or merely the intended barefoot-running-slave-army of an as-of-yet-undisclosed barefoot leader?

If we are indeed to be enslaved by a bloodthirsty barefoot warlord, what are his plans for post world takeover? Will we be rewarded or will he decide to infect our future generations with the concept of shoes to perpetuate his powerful shoeless rule?

Are Vibrams Fivefingers really a barefoot running shoe, or merely the boot of the new "barefoot republic?"

Did (dare I ask it) aliens... infiltrate our early industrial society with "comfortable shoes" for some shady space agenda I'm not privy to (Invasion no doubt!)? If that's the case - do we as barefoot running citizens have the strength and organization necessary to foil their dastardly plans?

Could it be too late?

I fear we may never have answers my friends, but one thing is for sure - the truth are out there. It certainly are.

In the mean time, we must seek it out, and maintain our physical fitness through barefoot running daily (unless that's exactly what we shouldn't do!). We will also want to practice some ninja arts in case we need to defend our planet against a slightly weaker enemy that takes advantage of the bad backs and weak ankles of our shod brethren, as would likely be the case in the event of an alien takeover.

After all, why would they weaken us if not for their own barefoot running/athletic incapabilities?

I'm shocked and astounded that this obvious barefoot running related emergency has not been covered in the mainstream media or even on the Internet yet....

*(CENSORSHIP??)*

I hope you'll take this warning to heart and train extra hard to prepare yourself for the glorious barefoot revolution (or the inevitable alien insurrection/barefoot running overlord world takeover).

I'd like to provide you, and any other members of the barefoot brotherhood with a survival kit - it's freely available on the next page, and it will give you the vital stockpile of supplies you need to outpace, outperform, and outlast the shod clods. (or survive the nastiest alien zombie insurrection since "Signs."

http://www.VibramsFivefingersSecrets.com

About the Author

Overcome Everything, Inc. is dedicated to the safety, success and increased endurance of barefoot runners worldwide. To learn more about a proven training system from seasoned professional barefoot runners that includes tips, techniques and what you absolutely must avoid, visit us here:
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Can I freeze an eaten jar of jelly so I can save it in case Hurricane Gustave runs me out of town?

Sorry guess you can't freeze an eaten jar of jelly...so it's half eaten!

Jelly does not need to be frozen. As long as it is properly capped, even if you lose power it will remain edible for up to 2 weeks. This is because of all the sugar. It may not be quite as tasty as if it were refrigerated, but it will be safe.

It is called preserves after all and people ate it long before we had refrigeration.